Talking Bollocks

Josh Rachlis and I were disappointed that we weren’t invited onto more chat shows. Or, in fact, any chat shows. So we decided to fix that by making our own. These are the results.

If someone is “talking bollocks” it means they’re talking a lot of old nonsense. Bollocks, in English English, literally means testicles. So now you know.

The language can be a bit salty and the content can be a bit saucy. Those of a nervous disposition should probably not watch. You have been warned.

Episode 11 – in which we discuss my obsession with KitKat Chunky Max’s and Josh’s obsession with healthy eating.

Episode 10 – in which we celebrate Josh’s birthday by discussing whether girls learn how to kiss by practising on each other. And I realize, having watched this again recently, that I have absolutely no recall – in this episode I tell Josh again about Queen Victoria not believing in lesbians and don’t remember that he already told me he once voiced an Aardman claymation character. Somebody shoot me.

Episode 9 – in which Josh and I discuss what it would be like to be rich and famous. And have a monkey butler.

Episode 8 – in which Josh and I discuss marriage – Jewish and otherwise.

Episode 7 – in which I interview Josh about being Jewish and generally give him a hard time. No change there, then.

Episode 6 – in which I introduce North America to the word “whoopsie”, we talk again to Todd Van Allen about male strippers, voice work and pursing your dog. Farfl makes a guest appearance!

Episode 5 – in which we have the lovely and talented Todd Van Allen as our guest and I chew on a cough sweet throughout – gnarly!

Episode 4 – in which I interview Josh about being an eco-warrior. Farfl makes a brief appearance at the start and we finally have a studio audience! And my hair is super-special in this one. I didn’t even bother to straighten my bangs. Maybe I should be on radio….

Episode 3 – in which we talk about my dog, Farfl

Episode 3 – Part 2 – in which I tell Josh what a pee-pads is, he tells me what DogBook is and we debate whether having a dog makes you more social.

Part 1 – why I got a dog in the first place, why I called her Farfl, and what it’s like to own a chihuahua.

Episode 2 – in which I talk to Josh about what it’s like being Canadian. We touch on Canadian politics, moobs, Mounties, bears and Michael Sera. Nailed it!

Episode 1 – in which my hair’s a little bit special. I try and look in the mirror before recording now. I’m really polite in this first episode – I actually let Josh talk. That doesn’t last long.

Episode 1 Part 2 – things go a bit Pete Tong. We go from me playing a crack whore to breast feeding, blow jobs and sasparilla. Go figure.

Part 1 – English people’s teeth, is Moby straight or gay, Oasis and monobrows and Manchester.